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The evil genie
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| Justin |
Posted on 08-11-2007 12:01
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex:
Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
I wish.....
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I'll start it
I wish there was a 54th street Bar and Grill in Quincy |
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| amandak |
Posted on 08-11-2007 12:08
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Posts: 39
Joined: 26.10.07
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Wish granted, but Palermo's closes in Macomb due to high volume of customers now going to 54th street Bar & Grill for Gringo Dip and Chips
I wish....I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight....:beer
"What you just said, is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...." Principal in Billy Madison. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 08-11-2007 12:12
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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wish granted, but all those you love and care about gain the weight for you when you eat. By the time your 35 everybody you know has died from an obesity related heart attack
I wish I had super powers! |
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| Dan |
Posted on 08-11-2007 19:40
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Posts: 326
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted, but despite your powers, your best intentions still cause those around you to die.
I wish my eyes were no longer made of muffins. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 08-11-2007 20:56
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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wish granted, but now you're cannon fodder
I wish rice cakes tasted like McDonald's french fries. |
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| amandak |
Posted on 08-11-2007 21:02
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Posts: 39
Joined: 26.10.07
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wish granted, but you die of vitamin deficiency due to a diet of rice cakes.........
I wish I had a photographic memory.....
"What you just said, is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...." Principal in Billy Madison. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 08-11-2007 23:17
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted: You walk in on me, Brandon, Big Al, and Dan at the last hand of a rowdy game of strip poker, that image is burnt in your head forever.
I wish Dan would run for president and win
Edited by Justin on 08-11-2007 23:17 |
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| amandak |
Posted on 09-11-2007 12:24
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Posts: 39
Joined: 26.10.07
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wish granted.
Dan becomes president, turns dictator; therefore, makes himself the wealthiest as well as most powerful man on the face of the earth. He can do as he pleases.....everyone is at his beck and call.... until one day as "the rising sun casts an eerie greenish red glow from the approaching storm" dan dies from a caffine induced heart attack from his insanely strong coffee at the age of 30.
I wish I knew how to speak at least 5 languages.
"What you just said, is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...." Principal in Billy Madison. |
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| kansaswolf |
Posted on 09-11-2007 18:44
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Posts: 403
Joined: 25.10.07
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Wish granted, but now you know that all the waiters you've ever had that speak another language are just making fun of you.
I wish I could drive, but didn't have to buy gas for my car ever again... |
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| Justin |
Posted on 09-11-2007 23:22
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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wish granted but now every time you get on the road you are stuck behind an old lady going 20 mph under the speed limit
I wish that I had two turntables and a microphone |
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| Dan |
Posted on 10-11-2007 00:22
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Posts: 326
Joined: 02.10.07
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wish granted, however you have no records.
You are a laughing stock; known as diskless disk jockey.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. |
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| kansaswolf |
Posted on 10-11-2007 01:26
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Posts: 403
Joined: 25.10.07
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Wish granted, but you discover the cruel truth that not EVERYONE is in love with you.
I wish I would never grow old and frail. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 10-11-2007 02:48
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Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted.... :gun *bang*
I wish the evil genie didn't shoot Jennifer |
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| kansaswolf |
Posted on 10-11-2007 22:10
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Posts: 403
Joined: 25.10.07
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Wish granted, it was just a dream, but now you realize you've been asleep for the last three days and are now in a mental hospital spouting gibberish about an evil genie.
I wish my house were bigger. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 11-11-2007 01:48
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted, your house is now 2 square miles large, but there is only one bathroom in it, and it's on the opposite side of the house from your bedroom. What's worse is that UB40 moves in with you, and they follow you around the house singing "Red Red Wine" nonstop
I wish that I was graduating from grad school at the end of this semester.
Edited by Justin on 11-11-2007 01:49 |
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| Brandon |
Posted on 11-11-2007 06:44
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Posts: 37
Joined: 19.10.07
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Wish granted, you graduate at the end of this semester with honors, however, immediately following your much celebrated graduation a disaster occurs and all records of your attendance and graduation are lost forever.
I wish I was drinking a beer right now. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 11-11-2007 09:42
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted, unfortunately for you, a large dude named Bubba slipped a rufie in your drink, you wake up in an unfamiliar place with a strange taste in your mouth and a burning sensation around your backside.
I wish that I had a portable "man cannon" from Halo 3 Man Cannon link |
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| Dan |
Posted on 11-11-2007 18:59
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Posts: 326
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted, however you forgot to get insurance on it and sure enough a dumb kid launched himself into a Resevoir.
(Don't drink the water!)
I wish I could make the best coffee in the world. |
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| Justin |
Posted on 12-11-2007 13:06
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Posts: 593
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted, you can now make the most amazing cup of coffee imaginable, unfortunately you have also developed an extreme allergic reaction to all coffee.
I wish beef jerky grew on trees, and I had a beef jerky tree in my backyard. |
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| Dan |
Posted on 12-11-2007 21:39
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Posts: 326
Joined: 02.10.07
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Wish granted; Sitting under your jerky tree with a full stomach you feel something crawling on you. Looking down its a swarm of bees!
Your tree has attracted so many bees, locusts, wasps, and other horrible flying insect that the sky turns black and there is nothing left of your entire neighborhood.
I wish I had telekinesis. |
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